You know what's worse than New York, California, Florida, Mexico, and France combined? Nothing. But New Jersey is damn close. Really though, New Jersey is America's landfill- just look at the trash that lives there. The best thing to come out of New Jersey (other than my girlfriend, indirectly) is Bon Jovi. It's pretty shitty when the best thing to come out of a state is a hair metal band.
New Jersey sucks, we should just wipe it off the map. That place is a shit stain on the face of the U.S.
It's no wonder the air is so filthy in NJ, look what kind of shit lives there. Hell...Camden, New Jersey was named "America's Most Dangerous City" in 2004 and 2005. That just goes to show the quality of life in the Asshole of America, aka New Jersey. Thankfully everyone there is dying or something because it was only ranked at #3 on the dangerous cities list in 2006.
The Bloodhound Gang wrote a song about New Jersey on their album "Hooray for Boobies" that showcases New Jersey in all its greatness. The song is titled "The 10 Best Things About New Jersey" and consists of ten seconds of silence. Couldn't have said it better myself.
I saw a great idea in one of my friends' AIM profile. It said "put this [message] in your profile if you think we should just blow up New Jersey and give Pennsylvania a beach." Hot damn! Sounds good to me. Although the beach would be among the worst in the world since it would be made out of the remains of New Jersey. Maybe we can put criminals there. Wait, wait, nevermind. All the criminals are already out there. You see? There's no making this place any better.
I hate New Jersey. I could go on and rant some more about it, but I think I'd rather use a razor-edged staple remover to pluck my eyes out than think about this place any more than I already have.
All this thinking about it, I got dumber in the process of writing this. Appreciate it you bastards.
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